Denied!

My parents left the house around the time they should have been cooking something for dinner last night. They came home later smelling like pork chops. The nerve! How could they go somewhere else to eat and then have the audacity to come home smelling like it but without any leftovers for me?! That's crazy.

I might just have to throw up on the carpet to express my discontent.

Lean Cuisine Swedish Meatballs

My mom came home in the middle of the day like she usually does, and she immediately put something in that machine above the oven and pressed some buttons. As soon as the machine had made some noise for a few seconds, enough of the scent was coming from the food for me to know she was making my absolute favorite lunch! SWEDISH MEATBALLS! I danced around and shook my tail while it was cooking. Then while she was sitting on the couch eating, I was a good boy and stayed on the floor even though dad kept trying to get me to jump up and see him.

My patience paid off! I licked that plastic thingy clean! I really love the pasta, sauce, and meat pieces.

Swedish meatballs excitement grade: A+

Dad redeemed himself

Dad just gave me some black licorice for dessert. He thinks I'm extremely strange for eating licorice, but I don't know what the big deal is.

Black licorice excitement rating: B

Panda Express

My parents left today after mom got home from work, and I was sad. So I slept for a couple of hours. Then they came home! AND IT WAS AWESOME because they stopped at this place called Panda Express (which, by the way, doesn't make sense to me because they've never brought home anything resembling a panda bear) and got DINNER! I **LOVE LOVE LOVE** Panda Express! Dad ate ALL of his dinner and didn't give me even a little bite, but mom was nicer and gave me some peas, carrots, and egg from her fried rice. MMMmmmmmmm. I ate it all really quick and hoped against all odds that she also had some beef to give me, but she didn't. That's okay though. I love peas.

Panda Express excitement grade: A+

Silk Yogurt

Tonight my mom ate some Silk (soy) yogurt with marionberries for dessert. I got to lick the spoon when she was done.

Silk yogurt excitement grade: A-

My intro

Hi everyone. My name is Max (short for Maximus), and I'm a cat. Technically I'm an Abyssinian. See how pretty I am?

My parents think I'm weird because I like to eat people food. My mom thought it would be funny if I had a blog to tell everyone in the world about all the foods I like. So here I am. Stop by often to see what my latest culinary delight is!