Miji has a boyfriend

My sister Miji gets all worked up when she sees other cats outside. I think she's really jealous of them because about the only time she's ever been outside was when Manga pushed her out of the second floor window. Miji just has a sense of adventure. Anyway, earlier today while my mom was home for lunch (she fed me part of her turkey dog!!), one of those outside cats came up to our back screen door. Miji sat there and kind of growled at him, but I know she has a crush on him. She's just playing hard to get.

The best part is, his name is Muffin! My parents read the tag on his collar. So now I can really bother Miji by singing, "Miji and Muffin sittin' in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G!"

Oh, and my parents ate fish tacos for dinner tonight and dad gave me some of the Mahi Mahi. It was yummy!

Mahi Mahi excitement rating: A

Denied!

My parents left the house around the time they should have been cooking something for dinner last night. They came home later smelling like pork chops. The nerve! How could they go somewhere else to eat and then have the audacity to come home smelling like it but without any leftovers for me?! That's crazy.

I might just have to throw up on the carpet to express my discontent.

Lean Cuisine Swedish Meatballs

My mom came home in the middle of the day like she usually does, and she immediately put something in that machine above the oven and pressed some buttons. As soon as the machine had made some noise for a few seconds, enough of the scent was coming from the food for me to know she was making my absolute favorite lunch! SWEDISH MEATBALLS! I danced around and shook my tail while it was cooking. Then while she was sitting on the couch eating, I was a good boy and stayed on the floor even though dad kept trying to get me to jump up and see him.

My patience paid off! I licked that plastic thingy clean! I really love the pasta, sauce, and meat pieces.

Swedish meatballs excitement grade: A+

Dad redeemed himself

Dad just gave me some black licorice for dessert. He thinks I'm extremely strange for eating licorice, but I don't know what the big deal is.

Black licorice excitement rating: B

Panda Express

My parents left today after mom got home from work, and I was sad. So I slept for a couple of hours. Then they came home! AND IT WAS AWESOME because they stopped at this place called Panda Express (which, by the way, doesn't make sense to me because they've never brought home anything resembling a panda bear) and got DINNER! I **LOVE LOVE LOVE** Panda Express! Dad ate ALL of his dinner and didn't give me even a little bite, but mom was nicer and gave me some peas, carrots, and egg from her fried rice. MMMmmmmmmm. I ate it all really quick and hoped against all odds that she also had some beef to give me, but she didn't. That's okay though. I love peas.

Panda Express excitement grade: A+

Silk Yogurt

Tonight my mom ate some Silk (soy) yogurt with marionberries for dessert. I got to lick the spoon when she was done.

Silk yogurt excitement grade: A-

My intro

Hi everyone. My name is Max (short for Maximus), and I'm a cat. Technically I'm an Abyssinian. See how pretty I am?

My parents think I'm weird because I like to eat people food. My mom thought it would be funny if I had a blog to tell everyone in the world about all the foods I like. So here I am. Stop by often to see what my latest culinary delight is!