Pumpkin

Remember back when it was really cold and all that white stuff was on the ground and dad was baking a lot of stuff and a lot of that stuff was cookies and one of the kinds of cookies he made was pumpkin cookies and I made mom and dad laugh when I ate them? Remember? Well, mom made some of those pumpkin cookies today and those silly humans didn't remember that I liked the pumpkin cookies, so they joked about feeding me some pumpkin. I was already in the kitchen because mom had used the can opener to open that pumpkin, and I was hoping that it was really a big can of tuna, but it wasn't. So momma gave me some pumpkin on the little plate they keep on the floor in the kitchen for me and I LOVED it. It made momma laugh again! But I think she's stupid because she's the one who didn't remember that I liked those cookies awhile back. Dad gave me some more pumpkin, and I licked and licked and licked my plate to make sure I got it all. I think that they gave some pumpkin to my rat sister, too, and she loved it just like me, but Miji just sniffed it and walked away. She's dumb.

Pumpkin excitement rating: A+